This is Louisiana, we don't have basements because of the water level.

It's Christmas! You just got your Hogwarts acceptance letter, a copy of Action Comics #1, and a brand new car that runs on water!

What-ifs are a bitch.

Be true to yourself and others will be true to you, too.

No gaming outside of the venue without a sanctioned game master.

what's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett

Dude, you know I'm not getting paid for this shit, which is probably against the law. Child labor going on right here in the heartland of America!-Dan Garrett

I'm scared of the geese. When I was five, my mom took me down there to feed those horrible beasts and one of them nearly took my hand off.